"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
01/14/2014 at 10:39 • Filed to: None
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"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
01/14/2014 at 10:39 • Filed to: None | 5
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Reposting this poem for a friend who commented on an article with this. It was too good not to share! thebigbossyboss made this, not myself! Enjoy!
I do not like BMW`s sam I am, I do not like them, that's the way I am.
Would like BMW`s here or there? Would you park one anywhere?
I would not like BMW's here or there. I see their drivers park them everywhere. I have seen them taking up handicap spots, when there are free spots covering the entire lot! I would not park one anywhere, I would only park where fair is fair.
Would you like them on the street? Would you like them on the beat?
I do not like them on the street, I find most of their drivers less than a treat. I do not like them on the beat, I don't think taxpayers money should pay for something so neat.
Do you like them in your house? Do you like them to drive up Grouse?
I do not like them in my house, by spending that kind of money, I'd be forced to eat like a mouse.
In North Vancouver Grouse Mountain access road lay, but I prefer the gondola for that ride, so I can ski all day.
Would you park it in the back? Would you take it on the track?
Well I would park it the back, less someone thinks I am a BMW owner and attacks. I would not take it on the track, I'd take the Passat, I think it's Phat!
Would you burn it in a fire, would you smoke the Beemer's tires?
I would burn it in a fire, until the flames shot higher and higher. I would not take it here nor there, I would not smoke its tires anywhere.
Sam I am, let me be, I do not like BMW's you see.
You do not like them so you say, Try it, try it, and you may. Try it and you may I say?
I may try one, one hopeful day, my best friend bought one, but he lives really far away. He let me drive his Celica fast, so trying the BMW should come to pass. I may just like it, as you say, but until that day, I shall stay this way.
Disclaimer: This was a funny poem I worked on this morning, and it's a joke. The one BMW owner I have actually met in person here on Oppo was the nicest guy I ever met. He helped me not get lost in a really bad area of New Jersey, and for that I am very thankful. I would mention him by name, but I forget his commenter handle. He drives a Z4. EDIT: It's ilikecougars
As the poem says, my best friend also owns a BMW, so I don't have it out for all the owners, BMW's just don't appeal to me for whatever reason.
I hope you enjoyed my poem, it was modelled off of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss. It's an ubiquitous children's book for where I am from, but it may not be where you are from, the world is a big place!
The original poem green eggs and ham is here: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Original article with the comment here
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